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One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is...
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You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
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Form follows function.
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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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What is harder than rock, or softer than water Yet soft water hollows out...
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The beauty of a statue is in its outward form; of a man in...
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the...
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Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
Quote #6825
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.