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Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that,...
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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
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Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to...
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Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
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I don’t believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as...
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A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.