Quote #32475
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #27285
People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
Quote #3223
The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Quote #19345
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Quote #28327
Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...
Quote #12575
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a good...
Quote #7053
They think to little who talk to much.
Quote #32139
Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the...
Quote #13010
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner...