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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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History repeats itself historians repeat each other.
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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #26297
Human beings are free except when humanity needs them.
Quote #29674
A man cannot do good before he is made good.
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....
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If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are...
Quote #10845
Luck is the residue of design.