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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #1913
A plan is just a tangent vector on the manifold of reality.
Quote #20325
Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #3305
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #33075
There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight there...
Quote #1099
We are just tenants on this world. We have just been given a new...
Quote #28808
When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be...
Quote #5036
No machine can replace the human spark: spirit, compassion, love and understanding.