Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Quote #4373
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Quote #32500
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
Quote #24829
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #22062
Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense – no one needs more of...
Quote #18155
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Quote #34321
To find yourself jilted is a blow to your pride. Do your best to...
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #8512
Now we are all sons of bitches.
Quote #1474
A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become...