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The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
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The only reward of virtue is virtue the only way to have a friend...
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What is originality Undetected plagiarism.
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Never answer a hypothetical question.
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Goodbye cruel world.
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Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye...
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The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found...