Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #416
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Quote #34182
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
Quote #29697
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a...
Quote #8165
Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and...
Quote #26002
The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl...
Quote #29802
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
Quote #6632
Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.