Quote #4625
One good turn deserves another.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a...
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #10935
These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make...
Quote #14104
Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but...
Quote #14124
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the...
Quote #7372
The soul is the captain and ruler of the life of morals.
Quote #22204
The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.
Quote #28471
If a way to the better there be, it lies in taking a full...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...