Quote #22227
Rod It’s a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it’s a family motto. Now...
Quote #21814
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #1773
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #22408
The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
Quote #9192
America is the land of wide lawns and narrow minds.
Quote #13207
Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
Quote #14764
A book may be compared to your neighbor; if it be good, it cannot...
Quote #8561
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five,...
Quote #34765
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to...