Quote #12216
Live life to the fullest tomorrow may never be.
Quote #5517
Hit hard, hit fast, hit often.
Quote #1779
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #1285
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #9878
Live as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming...
Quote #29942
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #17966
A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one.