Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #7366
Practice and thought might gradually forge many an art.
Quote #31171
Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart...
Quote #32481
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
Quote #32
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #19736
Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the ‘f-word’ a...
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #32575
Wake up with one mind, my friends, and kindle the fire, you many who...