Quote #33712
Cease, every joy, to glimmer on my mind, But leave—oh leave the light of...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #5958
Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the...
Quote #15955
The man who trusts men will make fewer mistakes that he who distrusts them.
Quote #20598
Words are like leaves and where they most abound, Much fruit of sense beneath...
Quote #30876
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #29141
A ragged colt may prove a good horse. And so may an untoward slovenly...
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Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #2605
Not everybody has to sing the melody.
Quote #2207
(Of Jesus): “A parish demogogue.”