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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33435
If you can’t do what you want, do what you can.
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Only amateurs say that they write for their own amusement. Writing is not an...
Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
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No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself,...
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Any movement in history which attempts to perpetuate itself, becomes reactionary.
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Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #5733
I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.