Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #23053
If you’re masochistic enough to program in ADA, we’re not going to stop you.
Quote #2507
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
Quote #3369
Order, unity and continuity are human inventions just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias.
Quote #1475
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #3939
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
Quote #34872
The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...
Quote #1955
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I sat at a...
Quote #11516
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
Quote #18143
When it’s breezy, hit it easy.