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Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
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Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
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There are only three sins – causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...
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The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to...
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end...
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The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.