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Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...
Quote #6564
Why a duck?
Quote #16044
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...
Quote #8772
…for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and...
Quote #20411
The ways by which you may get money almost without exception lead downward. –...
Quote #13465
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...