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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
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Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
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Underpromise; overdeliver.
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A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He...
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In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day...
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We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
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Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #5119
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...