Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #26850
Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none...
Quote #4571
What is left when honor is lost?
Quote #19813
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
Quote #15404
It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #18629
Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Quote #13129
Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive.
Quote #19609
Words are chameleons, which reflect the color of their environment.
Quote #218
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.