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I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
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There’s a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were...
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You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
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If you wish me to weep, you must mourn first yourself.
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for...
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No man has a good enough memory to be a sucessful liar.
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As the twig is bent the tree inclines.
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Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher...
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Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.