Quote #9269
No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.
Quote #25726
Nature gave men two ends — one to sit on, and one to think...
Quote #33016
Literature is the orchestration of platitudes.
Quote #1087
Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #262
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Quote #32989
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Quote #21361
When one’s ill or unhappy, one needs something outside oneself to hold one up....
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #25954
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery...