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Paranoia is just a kind of awareness, and awareness is just a form of...
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Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #20578
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
Quote #29419
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
Quote #5108
Lakes, rivers, streams…all are water and all travel to the same destination. So it...
Quote #17818
A man is accepted into church for what he believes–and turned out for what...
Quote #25583
If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.