Quote #1661
The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible...
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When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #2938
The great masses of the people… will more easily fall victims to a great...
Quote #22550
It’s designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything...
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #22718
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
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Let me tell you I am better acquainted with you for a long absence,...
Quote #995
The great virtue of my radicalism lies in the fact that I am perfectly...
Quote #22105
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.