Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
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Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a...
Quote #7209
Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to...
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #26713
Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
Quote #25233
The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with...
Quote #15666
I take as metaphysical poetry that in which what is ordinarily apprehensible only by...
Quote #69
It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...