Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #24485
What a man has, so much he is sure of.
Quote #13635
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
Quote #9600
Beauty fades; dumb is forever.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #5589
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so...
Quote #16598
Light at the end of the tunnel We don’t even have a tunnel we...
Quote #21544
Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...
Quote #9085
I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I...
Quote #12791
Hate the sin, love the sinner.