Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #23629
He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so...
Quote #24309
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it’s the triumphant...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #7083
To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
Quote #22223
Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
Quote #18837
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #32958
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
Quote #29237
Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.