Quote #385
The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.
Quote #8802
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose- a point...
Quote #27500
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor,...
Quote #10871
The world only goes round by misunderstanding.
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #14671
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
Quote #7253
Even pleasure itself is a toil.
Quote #27920
Never let a beautiful woman pick your path for you when there is a...
Quote #9747
Woe be to him that reads but one book.