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It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
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Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic...
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Our enemy sees us clearly. … They will not start a war. They’re worried...
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Reputations are created every day and every minute.
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No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only...
Quote #26576
Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.
Quote #3081
I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...