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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
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“How long does getting thin take?” Pooh asked anxiously.
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Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
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Light be the earth upon you, lightly rest.
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Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
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God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not...
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How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
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Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a...