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Jesus was a crackpot.
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Some minds seem almost to create themselves, springing up under every disadvantage and working...
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If you don’t have a sensation of apprehension when you set out to find...
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Metaphors are the weapons of cowards.
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Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain the former vexes you for a...
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The greatest and noblest pleasure which men can have in this world is to...
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Indecision is like a stepchild if he does not wash his hands, he is...
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...