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For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few...
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When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two...
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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Man is troubled not by events, but by the meaning he gives them.
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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it – namely,...
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are...
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Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
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Infinite patience brings immediate results.