Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #30101
Friendship is the highest degree of perfection in society.
Quote #9684
It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most...
Quote #16219
The hand that rules the press, the radio, the screen and the far-spread magazine,...
Quote #17827
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
Quote #24673
There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living...
Quote #4719
He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit.
Quote #34520
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
Quote #810
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
Quote #7007
Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.