Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #11477
Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
Quote #17737
It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased...
Quote #13402
Life is short; live it up.
Quote #27490
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
Quote #8650
I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.
Quote #16453
Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #11950
Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do...
Quote #7734
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker,...
Quote #2673
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the...