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Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
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Good friends are good for your health.
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To really know is science; to merely believe you know is ignorance.
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Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)