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Ferris Cameron has never been in love — at least, nobody’s ever been in...
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Gabriel Well…life is stranger than fiction sometimes.
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The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word...
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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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To be truly happy is a question of how we begin and not of...
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James, you ought to discover some day that words have an exact meaning.
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You don’t need any brains to listen to music.