Quote #2709
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #12700
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
Quote #22122
It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
Quote #23411
I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.
Quote #17224
From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals...
Quote #6098
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #10220
Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather...
Quote #30030
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting...
Quote #28158
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...