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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did...
Quote #28551
Since the Exodus, freedom has always spoken with a Hebrew accent.
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If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
Quote #13280
The stupidity of people comes from having an answer to everything. The wisdom of...
Quote #25811
For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we...
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Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs, Being purged, a fire...
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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Quote #2556
For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...