Quote #442
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #25521
I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
Quote #7851
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #11023
Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to...
Quote #10871
The world only goes round by misunderstanding.
Quote #8455
Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Quote #6497
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your...
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #14816
No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely...