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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat
Quote #28978
When you are in a state of nonacceptance, it’s difficult to learn. A clenched...
Quote #13589
Do what you can with what you have where you are.
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #11550
I must be cruel, only to be kind.
Quote #9327
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
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Paranoia is just a kind of awareness, and awareness is just a form of...
Quote #28398
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...