Quote #11665
the tragedy of life is not that we die, but is rather, what dies...
Quote #26780
That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being...
Quote #987
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are...
Quote #8465
Never let your inferiors do you a favor – it will be extremely costly.
Quote #11896
War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength
Quote #5795
Quality has to be caused, not controlled.
Quote #29837
It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a...
Quote #16818
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #11360
Better the foot slip than the tongue.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...