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In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must,...
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The secret of my success is that I always managed to live to fly...
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America is so vast that almost everything said about it is likely to be...
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A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
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Misfortunes leave wounds which bleed drop by drop even in sleep thus little by...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
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I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with...
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I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that...