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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,...
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Things fall apart the center cannot hold Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
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I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
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George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted...
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Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
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No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without...
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Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.