Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #26495
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must...
Quote #24106
Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to...
Quote #18017
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the...
Quote #28394
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Quote #26856
You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.
Quote #15708
Poor is the man who does not know his own intrinsic worth and tends...
Quote #25052
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
Quote #21778
Never let people see the bottom of your purse or of your mind.