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Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common...
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There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course...
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Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
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I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...
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Even God cannot change the past.
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
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Trust each other again and again. When the trust level gets high enough, people...