Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord...
Quote #32618
A witty saying proves nothing.
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True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until...
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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #7245
Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #13109
Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man.
Quote #34576
I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you...