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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
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Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
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Funny how the new things are the old things.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do.
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God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
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When at some future date the high court of history sits in judgment on...
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Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you...
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War is delightful to those who have not experienced it.
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True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. And in knowing that you...