Quote #12645
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our...
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #13096
The most dangerous folly of old people who were once attractive is to forget...
Quote #19044
We are no longer happy as soon as we wish to be happier.
Quote #15141
The innocence of the intention abates nothing of the mischief of the example.
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #33299
Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce...
Quote #27608
All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...