Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #19924
Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Quote #7307
A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of...
Quote #7393
In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
Quote #8173
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all.
Quote #26940
For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act
Quote #6096
Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for...
Quote #11715
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one...