Quote #3449
Chief of the Army.
Quote #4014
Success has made failures of many men.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #34258
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells To dig a vineyard is...
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #1016
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #17259
It’s never too late to be who you might have been.
Quote #21009
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.