Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #18580
A nation that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on...
Quote #15370
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #7847
Between two groups of men that want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds I...
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #12455
To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
Quote #1999
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
Quote #24113
From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot...
Quote #19483
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of...
Quote #6688
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...